Just Plain Wrong

By: Anthony Baker

Mar 14 2012

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Category: animals, Art, Humor, nature

3 Comments

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Folks, I don’t know how else to say it, but this is just plain wrong!

I was in the gift shop area of the Cracker Barrel Restaurant and saw this item. It is a garden fountain made to look like two frogs doing something very odd.

May I just say that…

  1. Frog or not, I don’t think many things, animal or amphibian, get a kick out of streams of drool flowing into one’s mouth. This frog is evidently enjoying the seemingly refreshing stream, for it keeps its mouth open with a smile.
  2. I have never seen one frog on top of the other unless something along the lines of procreating was going on. IF that is what they are doing, then isn’t it a little inappropriate for a family restaurant?
  3. And what’s more, who at Cracker Barrel thought this was cute? Did some executive ask, “Hey, Bob, have you ever wanted to sit in your back yard and watch a couple of friendly frogs spend hour after hour spitting in each other’s mouths? Well, have I got a fountain for you!

 

Ain’t natural, I tell you! Just plain wrong. But that’s my opinion, of course.

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3 comments on “Just Plain Wrong”

  1. The price alone for these frogs is just plain wrong!

  2. Leapfrog!!!


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